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Holland Bakery

Post by Crypton on Thu Jan 01, 2009 5:52 pm

Umar lagi asik-asiknye nonton bola depan tipi, tau-tau bininye nyelonong:

"Bang, lampu teras putus, tolong gantiin ame yang baru dong!"

"Masang lampu ?!!!, lu kire gue PLN apah...!!!" saut Umar enteng.

"Ya udeh kalo kaga mau, benerin aje keran kamar mandi,
itu tuh aernya ampe luber-luber"

"Benerin keran ?!!!, lu kire gue PAM kali...!!!"
"Ya udeh, kalo lu pegi beli rokok ke warung aje gue nitip minyak"
"Lu kagak bisa liat orang lagi enak nonton kali ye,lu kire gue
PERTAMINEEE. !!!" Umar sewot.

Lantaran berasa digangguin terus, Umar ngeloyor ke rumah tetangge, balik-
balik jem 2. Tapinye Umar kaget lantaran terasnye udah terang.
Terus Umar ke kamar mandi, aer udah kaga luber-luber;
ke dapur.. jerigen minyak juga udah full tenk.

Paginye Umar nanya ame bininye: "Lu minta tulung ame siape...?"

"Gini bang, abis abang minggat, gue nangis di teras.Terus ade cowok
ganteng lewat nanyain gue. Gue cerite ape adenye,juga soal abang nyang sewot.
Terus die nawarin buat ngebantuin, tapi ada syaratnye."

"Ape syaratnye... ?" Umar pingin tau.
"Syaratnye bisa pilih, gue bikinin die roti atawa tidur ame die"
"Terus yg pasti elu bikinin die roti kan ...?" Umar ngedesek.

"Bikinin roti ?!!! .
Lu pikir gue HOLLAND BAKERY apee...?!!!"

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by kyoshi on Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:52 pm


wakakaka... muke gile, tengik amat ntu si bini.. wakakakaka..

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by Dainashi_yume on Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:46 am

bini teladan *hihi*

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by rizky on Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:03 pm

Ichigo wrote: bini teladan *hihi*
berarti nama suami na tu teladan ya??

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by Dainashi_yume on Sat Jan 03, 2009 2:46 pm

si paluy wrote:
berarti nama suami na tu teladan ya??


ngaran kai' ikam tuh teladan...

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by x.X on Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:40 pm

ahahaha, lucu... :ngakak:

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by Lee on Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:28 pm

Wkakakakakaka mampus tu c umar :ngakak:
Tapi mungkin kalo umar ditanya knp pulang jam 2 mungkin jawaban nonton tipi di rumah tetangga sekalean ngelonin bini tetangga :P

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by Saito_aoyama on Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:34 am

Lee wrote:Wkakakakakaka mampus tu c umar :ngakak:
Tapi mungkin kalo umar ditanya knp pulang jam 2 mungkin jawaban nonton tipi di rumah tetangga sekalean ngelonin bini tetangga :P
kbiasaanx pakde heri gangguin/ngelonin janda/bini orang
ngaku aja pakde :ngakak:

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by Dainashi_yume on Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:49 am

jah si agus latah... :siul:

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by kudo a.k.a lil on Thu Jan 08, 2009 10:17 am

wkwkwkwkw... bini na keren,, feminist bgt

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by benyso on Sat Jan 10, 2009 6:52 am

Feminist?

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by kudo a.k.a lil on Sat Jan 10, 2009 2:01 pm

feminist artinya, perempuan perkasa ben, yg tdak tunduk dibwh pria. memperjuangkan hak dan martabat wanita kwkwkw

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by Dainashi_yume on Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:12 am

itu mah namanya balas dendam ma laki nya yg pemalez. Ahe... Hidup emansipasi ... :lol:

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by Lee on Sun Jan 18, 2009 4:35 pm

kudo a.k.a lil wrote:feminist artinya, perempuan perkasa ben, yg tdak tunduk dibwh pria. memperjuangkan hak dan martabat wanita kwkwkw
walah mentang2 bisa nglayanin cowok laen dianggep perkasa :P

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Re: Holland Bakery

Post by [m'e] on Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:28 am

Lee wrote:
kudo a.k.a lil wrote:feminist artinya, perempuan perkasa ben, yg tdak tunduk dibwh pria. memperjuangkan hak dan martabat wanita kwkwkw
walah mentang2 bisa nglayanin cowok laen dianggep perkasa :P


ulil punya brp cowo emank:O

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