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Post by Lee on Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:07 pm

Engkon Caim umurnye ude 80 taon, asmanye kumat mulu, badan udeh tinggal tulang doang. Udeh jalan 2 minggu, Engkong Caim diinpus di rumah sakit. Napasnye udah tinggal senen kemis pake selang oxigen. Anak mantunye nungguin gantian siang malem.
Pas malem jumat Engkong Caim nge lagi, mukenye pucet, badannye dingin, matenye sipit ame napasnye tinggal atu dua.
Si Nasir, anaknye semate wayang, ngirain babenye udeh waktunye koit. Ame si Nasir, dipanggil deh ustad kampung situ namenye Ustad Bokir. Begitu liat Engkong caim udeh diem aje, Bokir langsung baca-bacain macem-macem doa. Eh tau-tau Engkong Caim megap-megap ame kejang-kejang, bikin panik orang. Pak bahase isyarat, Engkong Caim tangannye niruin orang nulis.

"Eh Nasir, Lu liat tuh tangan babe lu, daripade bengong, kasih bolpen kek babelu, kayaknye babe lu pengen nulis surat wasiat tuh" katenye Bokir. Nasir langsung ngibrit nyari kertas ame bolpen buat babenye, kali aje dapet warisan tanah di Condet pan lumayan.
Pake sisa tenaganye, Engkong Caim nulis dikertas ampe gemeter, abis gitu kertasnye dikasiin ke Bokir. Ame Bokir, surat wasiatnye langsung dikantongin. "Entar aje bacenye, kagak enak baca surat wasiat sekarang, pan babelu belon koit" katenye Bokir ngebisikin Nasir.


Akhirnye Engkong Caim jadi koit dah. Inna Lillahi. Orang sekampung pade nangisin, soalnye Engkon Caim biarin galak tapi baek ame tetangge.

Pas sukuran tujuh arinye Engkon Caim, Bokir diundang lagi ame Nasir buat ngebacain doa lagi. Abis bacain doa, Bokir baru inget kalo die dititipin surat wasiat ame almarhum Engkong Caim. Untungnye, Bokir make baju taqwa nyang minggu kemaren dipake waktu Engkong Caim koit, pas dirogoh, surat wasiatnye masih ade dikantongnye.

"Sodare-sodare sekalian, ade surat wasiat titipannye Engkon nyang belon sempet ane baca. Kalo kite inget masa idupnye Engkong, kayaknye sih isinye nasehat buat kite semue. Nyok kite baca bareng-bareng suratnye ye" kate Bokir.

Begitu abis ngebuka lipetan surat wasiatnye, tau-tau GUBRAK !!! Bokir ngejeblak jatoh pingsan.

Pas dibaca ame Nasir, ternyate isi suratnye cuma begini
"HEH Bokir !!!! Lu bedirinye sonoan dikit, jangan nginjek selang oxigen gua !!!!!"

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Re: Surat Wasiat

Post by rizky on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:04 pm

ckakakak..payah nh bokir..ga baca dl surat na..kalo d dunia internet d kenal dgn RTFM(read the fucking manual)buat yg binun ttg sesuatu..ne bokir ga RTFW(read the fucking wasiat) *ehehe*

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Re: Surat Wasiat

Post by KyDe on Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:26 pm

udh prnah baca crita yg srupa *grins*
tp, jd ngakak jg :ngakak:

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Re: Surat Wasiat

Post by Saito_aoyama on Tue Aug 19, 2008 8:24 pm

jngan2 ntu crite enkong elu her *ehehe*

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Re: Surat Wasiat

Post by Lee on Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:34 am

Cian banget ya tu engkong :ndomblong:

Mg aja ente ntar g kaya gt y gus :P

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Re: Surat Wasiat

Post by Saito_aoyama on Wed Aug 20, 2008 12:48 pm

mksudna kyak sapa ne *eh?* engkong na, bokir, ato nasir ?? Yg jlas dnk *udud* *ehehe*

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Re: Surat Wasiat

Post by rizky on Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:04 pm

km yg jd engkong sai *ehehe*

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Re: Surat Wasiat

Post by Lee on Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:15 am

Sai_shikyu wrote:mksudna kyak sapa ne *eh?* engkong na, bokir, ato nasir ?? Yg jlas dnk *udud* *ehehe*
ni jawabanx gus
rizky89 wrote:km yg jd engkong sai *ehehe*
:P :P :P :P :P

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Re: Surat Wasiat

Post by Saito_aoyama on Tue Aug 26, 2008 2:12 am

waduwh.. *capede* sama aje lu2 pade doain gw koit ne ceritenye tuing

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Re: Surat Wasiat

Post by x.X on Thu Aug 28, 2008 9:56 am

Ahahaha... :lol:
maz sai udaa tua d0nk kL jd engkong na.. :lol:

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