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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by a.L on Sat Apr 19, 2008 10:29 am

benyso wrote:Nyadar udah tua..Hehehe.Udah gag kuat brantem dgn yg muda2.Oiya,alce mana ya?Ngambek ya?Kuq tiba2 ilang pas topic jadi tentang mike?He3x

*grins* WEW BEN.. KDENGARAN AMPE DI TLINGA AI NEH. MAKANYA LNGSUNG KMARI :P >>> :ngakak: ALESAN AJA SEH

:ngakak: YG PASTI GK DA HUBUNGANNNYA AI NGILANG AMA MIKE.

*grins* SENENG LIAT CYMUTZZ BANGETZZ

:P GIAN.. CAPA COBA YG PV KMAREN// ICON NA NYEREMIN BANGETZ/ :P MRASA BSALAH DEH AI MKANYA KMARI

:lol: @ SAI .... MAKSUD NA PA THU :P

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by KyDe on Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:18 pm

siang ntu jono gi maen tebak2an ma joni.

jono : daun dr pohon apa yg guedeeee ndiri?!
joni : uhmm... apa yach?! daun pisang?
jono : bukan!!
joni : daun talas?
jono : salah!! jwbanna ntu smua daun.
joni : loh? kq?!
jono : ya izalah, terang aja smua daun ntu GEDE NDIRI slama ntu msih idup n tumbuh ma phonna *grins* , mangna u bisa apa nge-gede`in ntu daun :P ?!
joni : huw... sialan!!

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by KyDe on Sat Apr 19, 2008 11:45 pm

smbil asik nongkrong, bedu iseng2 ngasih tebakan k asep n parto.

bedu : misalkan d suatu ketika trjadi kebakaran d sbuah gedung, da seorang ce yg trperangkap d dlmna. celakana gedung tsb gak brpintu n gak brjendela, so... gmn cara nyelametin ntu si ce?!
asep : nghancurin slah satu bag dinding gdung tsb tuk ngebkin sbuah lubang.
parto : naek atap pake tangga ato apalah gtu.
bedu : wew...
ribet amat!!
simak baex2 noh prtnyaanku d atas, `...gedung tsb gak brpintu n gak brjendela,` so... yaa langsung nyelonong aja masuk, orng gdungna GAK ADA PINTU atopun JENDELA-na :P

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by benyso on Sun Apr 20, 2008 9:28 am

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?He's all right now.

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by cymutz on Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:57 pm

quote="al-zero"]
benyso wrote:Nyadar udah tua..Hehehe.Udah gag kuat brantem dgn yg muda2.Oiya,alce mana ya?Ngambek ya?Kuq tiba2 ilang pas topic jadi tentang mike?He3x

*grins* WEW BEN.. KDENGARAN AMPE DI TLINGA AI NEH. MAKANYA LNGSUNG KMARI :P >>> :ngakak: ALESAN AJA SEH

:ngakak: YG PASTI GK DA HUBUNGANNNYA AI NGILANG AMA MIKE.

*grins* SENENG LIAT CYMUTZZ BANGETZZ

:P GIAN.. CAPA COBA YG PV KMAREN// ICON NA NYEREMIN BANGETZ/ :P MRASA BSALAH DEH AI MKANYA KMARI

:lol: @ SAI .... MAKSUD NA PA THU :P
[/quote]

gludagh :??: eh ai cew na deky ta *confused*

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by cymutz on Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:59 pm

cymutz wrote:quote="al-zero"]
benyso wrote:Nyadar udah tua..Hehehe.Udah gag kuat brantem dgn yg muda2.Oiya,alce mana ya?Ngambek ya?Kuq tiba2 ilang pas topic jadi tentang mike?He3x

*grins* WEW BEN.. KDENGARAN AMPE DI TLINGA AI NEH. MAKANYA LNGSUNG KMARI :P >>> :ngakak: ALESAN AJA SEH

:ngakak: YG PASTI GK DA HUBUNGANNNYA AI NGILANG AMA MIKE.

*grins* SENENG LIAT CYMUTZZ BANGETZZ

:P GIAN.. CAPA COBA YG PV KMAREN// ICON NA NYEREMIN BANGETZ/ :P MRASA BSALAH DEH AI MKANYA KMARI

:lol: @ SAI .... MAKSUD NA PA THU :P

gludagh :??: eh ai cew na deky ta *confused*

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by cymutz on Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:00 pm

Sai_shikyu wrote:
om ben : om ben nyrah krna kalah imut ma q :weee:
lee :sapa yg ngrbut :ngakak: , mike na ja mw kuq , km yg sensi :weee:
deky : sadar dex, ai noh urusin :siul:
mao nimpukin iya :P
Lee wrote:
kyde wrote:
Lee wrote:Kalo kembali kaya wkt kelas 2 sma ntu masa masih d bilang jeyek :P
Kalo masih d bilang jelek mungkin sedang goblok x tu yg ngatain km *smiles*
wew...
kalimatmuw her!!
ku kyakna kurang stuju dah hehe... *smiles*
Emang Gue Pikirin dek :P
g tao dah :P

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by cymutz on Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:04 pm

KLIATAN DR LUAR MENGKILAU TP DALEMNA KISUT APA????
jwb : nenek2 nae mercy ...

KLO D LIAD KOTAK KLO D PEGANG BUNDER
jwb : saku OSIS nak cew (muup *grins* ben )

AYAM APA YG BIASA KLUAR MLM?????
jwb : ayam kurang kerjaan

hahahaha (kaya na g lucu :??:

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by cymutz on Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:09 pm

kyde wrote:smbil asik nongkrong, bedu iseng2 ngasih tebakan k asep n parto.

bedu : misalkan d suatu ketika trjadi kebakaran d sbuah gedung, da seorang ce yg trperangkap d dlmna. celakana gedung tsb gak brpintu n gak brjendela, so... gmn cara nyelametin ntu si ce?!
asep : nghancurin slah satu bag dinding gdung tsb tuk ngebkin sbuah lubang.
parto : naek atap pake tangga ato apalah gtu.
bedu : wew...
ribet amat!!
simak baex2 noh prtnyaanku d atas, `...gedung tsb gak brpintu n gak brjendela,` so... yaa langsung nyelonong aja masuk, orng gdungna GAK ADA PINTU atopun JENDELA-na :P

hwakakakakakakaka dudul bngt ikh... ky yg nulis :ngakak:

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by Aisu on Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:15 pm

Katak apa yg keren?
Jawab: katakawan kawan c gue..
Anak-anak apa yg keren?
Jawab: anak-anak blg c gue..
Mobil apa yg keren?
Jawab: mobil-ang gue jga boleeeh..
Ahahahahahaha..

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by Aisu on Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:18 pm

Buah apa yg bikin bingung?
Jawab: Jeruk. Nah bingung kan?

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by Aisu on Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:18 pm

Saya pnya uang 150,trus saya blanjakan 1 biji permen harganya 75. Brapa kembalinya?
Jawab: kembalinya 25,krna yg saya blanjakan adalah uang 100.

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by Aisu on Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:20 pm

Apa yg plg ditakuti org botak?
Jawab: jalan di bawan phon duren yg brbuah lebat.

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by Aisu on Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:40 pm

Seorang mahasiswa mls mmpersiapkan diri menhdapi ujian mnjelang liburan natal. Akhrnya di lmbr jwban ia mncoretkn kmentar: 'soal2 ini trlalu susah,cma Tuhan yg bsa mnjawabnya,Selamat Natal!'. Ketika mnerima hsl ujian,di krtasny trtulis kmentar balasan: 'Tuhan dpt 100,km dpt 0. Selamat Tahun Baru!'

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by Saito_aoyama on Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:38 am

seorang gadis cntik sdang brdri dlm sbuah bis kota, gadis itu makai kaos yukensi dan ddaerah tangan bgian atas(dekat bahu)da sbuah tato bunga mawar.
Da seorang pmuda brkta pada gadis ntu :
"mbak bunga mawar na bagus ya..!", tp gadis itu diem ja,pmuda itu brkta lage :
"boleh cium bunga mawarnya g mbak ...?"
gadis itu ttep ja diem, untuk skian X nya pmuda itu brkta lge :
"boleh ya mbak saya cium mawar nya ...?"
krna dri tdi pmuda itu memohon trus, lalu gadis itu brkta :
"sebelum km cium bunga mawar nya, tp km hrus nyium akar nya dlu...!!!"
smbil mengangkat tngan nya k atas n mmprlhat kn blu ketek nya yg lebat.., kmdian pmuda ntu brkta :
"busyet ...!!?, g jd mbak , mksh y, trnyta akar nya lebat jg

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by cymutz on Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:26 am

Sumpah guz lucu bgt, ku ktwa aBiz ne :lol:
tp jng2 ne yg mao cium tU km sndr :P

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by benyso on Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:02 pm

Hakhakhakhakz..Ternyta aisu dan marno bisa ngelawak juga:p.

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by KyDe on Tue Apr 22, 2008 5:34 pm

<=untungna bukan pelawak :lol!:

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by Saito_aoyama on Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:41 am

jd q dah pntes dun daptar API... :lol:

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by a.L on Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:32 pm



:merem: API nthu apa yakk??

@ dexol.. bukannya kmu sring ngakak sndiri?? >> :ngakak:

@ cai.. :P makany klo mu godain cew nthu. liat2 dlo :lol!:

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by KyDe on Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:08 pm

wedew...
mang dasar orng `gunung` !! API aja gak tw :P
listrik dsno gak ada non :lol!:

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by a.L on Thu Apr 24, 2008 6:32 pm



:merem: ai jarang nuntun tipi

:ngakak: ya ampun ... dsni thu ada listrik na tw. uueenak aja dblangin gk da.

*grins* oie. ai gk pnya joke yg bsa dishare. jdi cman numpang lewat aja ah :ngakak: smbil tengok2 joke na... luthu jg yak

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by cymutz on Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:23 pm

Sai_shikyu wrote:
jd q dah pntes dun daptar API... :lol:
aPI??? Hruse km daptar d empat mata nemenin kmbAran mu :P :lol:

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by Saito_aoyama on Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:36 am

cymutz wrote:
Sai_shikyu wrote:
jd q dah pntes dun daptar API... :lol:
aPI??? Hruse km daptar d empat mata nemenin kmbAran mu :P :lol:
empat mata...??
Apa'an tuh... :ngakak:
pa tmpat orang imut kyak aq jga ya mik.. :siul:

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Re: Ngakak abizz(jokes)

Post by cymutz on Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:07 am

Hoek cpe q ngumung m km,dkit2 imuT,dkit2 imuT :mikir:

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